Marathon

Posted on July 19, 2005 by Olly S

I was asked to participate in a marathon today.
‘Piss off,’ I said.
‘Oh, come on, it’s for spastics and blind kids,’ they insisted.
Fuck, I thought. I could win this…

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  • Gavin

    Wanker

  • http://www.saltedlolly.com/ Olly S

    It takes one to know one.

  • Gavin

    Wanker

  • http://www.saltedlolly.com/ Olly S

    It takes one to know one.

  • Ben

    I’m a wanker, but I can’t tell whether or not other people are. Well, apart from the obvious signs brought about by schoolboy errors.

  • Ben

    I’m a wanker, but I can’t tell whether or not other people are. Well, apart from the obvious signs brought about by schoolboy errors.

  • dearieme

    But could you beat the blind kids’ dogs?

  • http://mikesbooksandthinks.myblogsite.com/blog/ Mike Cunningham

    Best line I’ve read this morning!

    Second best was from my daughter, which read

    “If you donÂ’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.”

  • dearieme

    But could you beat the blind kids’ dogs?

  • http://mikesbooksandthinks.myblogsite.com/blog/ Mike Cunningham

    Best line I’ve read this morning!

    Second best was from my daughter, which read

    “If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.”

  • Doug

    I could win this……..”by merely convulsing across the ground to the finish line!”

  • Doug

    I could win this……..”by merely convulsing across the ground to the finish line!”

  • wanker

    i thought that was funny. well done.

  • wanker

    i thought that was funny. well done.

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