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Marathon

Published July 19th, 2005 in Humor. View Comments

I was asked to participate in a marathon today.
‘Piss off,’ I said.
‘Oh, come on, it’s for spastics and blind kids,’ they insisted.
Fuck, I thought. I could win this…

  • wanker
    i thought that was funny. well done.
  • Doug
    I could win this........"by merely convulsing across the ground to the finish line!"
  • Best line I've read this morning!

    Second best was from my daughter, which read

    "If you donÂ’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed."
  • dearieme
    But could you beat the blind kids' dogs?
  • Ben
    I'm a wanker, but I can't tell whether or not other people are. Well, apart from the obvious signs brought about by schoolboy errors.
  • It takes one to know one.
  • Gavin
    Wanker
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