Comments on: Marathon

By: Tim Worstall: July 2005

Tim Worstall: July 2005 — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 19:42:14 +0000

[...] Further research:I was asked to participate in a marathon today. �Piss off,� I said. �Oh, come on, it�s for spastics and blind kids,� they insisted. Fuck, I thought. I could win this� [...]

By: wanker

wanker — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 10:53:06 +0000

i thought that was funny. well done.

By: wanker

wanker — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 08:53:06 +0000

i thought that was funny. well done.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 18:53:17 +0000

I could win this……..”by merely convulsing across the ground to the finish line!”

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 16:53:17 +0000

I could win this……..”by merely convulsing across the ground to the finish line!”

By: Mike Cunningham

Mike Cunningham — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 11:33:10 +0000

Best line I’ve read this morning!

Second best was from my daughter, which read

“If you don�t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.”

By: dearieme

dearieme — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 11:29:26 +0000

But could you beat the blind kids’ dogs?

By: Mike Cunningham

Mike Cunningham — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 09:33:10 +0000

Best line I've read this morning!

Second best was from my daughter, which read

"If you dont pay your exorcist, you get repossessed."

By: dearieme

dearieme — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 09:29:26 +0000

But could you beat the blind kids’ dogs?

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 15:50:50 +0000

I’m a wanker, but I can’t tell whether or not other people are. Well, apart from the obvious signs brought about by schoolboy errors.